过年回家的用途:给更年期的亲戚们过嘴瘾·朋友圈文案

过年回家的用途:给更年期的亲戚们过嘴瘾。The purpose of going home during the Spring Festival: to give mouth addiction to climacteric relatives.

太冷了，这天能出去挣钱的，已经不是穷的事了，那都是亡命之徒。It's too cold. Those who can go out to earn money on this day are no longer poor. They are outlaws.

今天排队做核酸检测，后面有个大姨排了半天队问我，咱这是排队领什么？Today, I lined up for nucleic acid testing, and a sister in the back lined up for half a day to ask me, what are we waiting in line for?

不知道大家发现没有，冬天真的比夏天冷很多。I don't know if you have noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.

你长这么好看能把你对象给我，你自己再重新找一个吗？ 行吗？You are so good-looking, can you give me your partner and find another one yourself? Is it okay?

整个冬天最对不住的，就是伸出被窝玩手机的那只手了。The most sorry thing about the whole winter is the hand that stretched out to play with the mobile phone.

今天的风很温柔 她轻轻的在我耳边对我说： 我要你死。Today's wind is very gentle. She whispered to me in my ear: I want you to die.

我发现一个秘密，我一睁眼就亮，一闭眼就暗。会不会我也是个冰箱呢?I found a secret, which lights up when I open my eyes and darkens when I close my eyes. Could I be a refrigerator, too?

宝贝们 不要怕 14亿的爱情都轮不到你 这区区几十万的病毒能碰得到你？Baby, don't be afraid that 1.4 billion love won't reach you, and hundreds of thousands of viruses can touch you.